Top Quality Humorous T-Shirt imported direct from the USA by T-Shirt-World. A German Shepherd Dog (Alsatian) is portrayed along with a list of his/her talents in training humans. The caption reads: "PROFESSIONAL HUMAN TRAINER - Will train any human to perform the following basic obedience commands: 1) Fetch me a treat 2) Rub my belly 3) Pick up my poop 4) Wipe my feet 5) Speak baby talk 6) Throw the ball 7) Don't hog the bed 8) Give me a kiss 9) Buy me a toy 10) Fetch me a treat (this one's good!)." Screen printed onto white, heavy gauge T-Shirt.